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Friday, January 14, 2005

WMH

Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Now I was trying to find a good Izzard quote that could accompany this (click that link for a few more very strange weapons), but all I found was this great line discussing the difference between English and American English.

Now, You say 'erbs' and we say 'herbs' because there's a fucking h in it!

Damn right, Eddie.

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I love it! Putting a love spell on enemy troops...sounds a lot like witchcraft to me! Go USA!

Posted by: Jill at Jan 14, 2005 12:04:41 PM

Heh, that herbs bit is from the same show where he talks about Dr Heimlich and the famous maneuver. Funny stuff. :)

Posted by: James at Jan 14, 2005 5:47:01 PM

Someone's been watching Mystery Men.

Posted by: DCD at Jan 16, 2005 3:52:55 PM

Damn, Hater McCoy ain't got nothin' on the Pentagon.

That's HATEFUL.

Posted by: Hater McCoy at Jan 17, 2005 6:49:59 PM

Sick and twisted! Makes you wonder what other strange diseases their responsible for? (Bush's intellegence, better yet convincing the country to re-elect him) Damn that's chemical warfare at it's best! -Bring the hate mail! Some of these rejected ideas sound like ideas one would come up with High on crack!

Posted by: charles aka answerman at Jan 18, 2005 11:02:25 AM