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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Batman Vs. Superman


Seriously though, Superman just has to throw Batman into the sun or levitate Alfred with his breath (or whatever) and subsequently beat Batman with his own butler.

So... Superman vs. Batman... age-old query... discuss.

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As Conan (at least I think it was Conan) once said, Superman has unfathomable powers, including infinite strength and invulnerability. Batman's only super power is insanity.

Posted by: Huang-sensei at May 18, 2004 8:41:39 PM

The part of the conversation that John so convieniently left out was where I mentioned that Superman and Batman in fact HAVE fought, and Batman whooped his ass. He used his superior intellect to rig up all these kryptonite booby traps, and smoked the man of steel in the face.

Plus, Batman is just cooler

Posted by: Justin Davis at May 19, 2004 1:31:46 AM

I want to see some more comments here people. Batman vs. Superman... it's like the whole thing about whether or not God could make a boulder so large he couldn't lift it. It blows your mind, man.

Superman > Batman, btw.

Posted by: John at May 19, 2004 2:25:05 AM

I agree with John. In fact I don't even see how this is a contest. Batman is a pathetic excuse for a superhero. Superman would wipe the floor with Batman in a freaking nanosecond. So what John actually meant to say was:

Superman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Batman

Posted by: James at May 19, 2004 3:19:43 AM

No offense, but if Batman uses Kryptonite to beat Superman, he didn't really win. I mean, I could rig up some kryptonite if that's all he's gonna do. But no one talks about how super I am.

Superman all the way. He's superhuman (albeit not actually human). Besides, who would trust someone who would have Chris O'Donnel and Alicia Silverstone as your sidekicks?

Posted by: Grant at May 19, 2004 12:16:24 PM

We could set up a match in City of Heroes, though, and test this out.

Posted by: Grant at May 19, 2004 12:17:12 PM

*everybody runs*
"Oh sweed God in a velour jumpsuit Its Gymkata!"

I leave you alone for a couple of days.....and when I return....

Superman better than Batman. FEH!

All superman can do is hit things hard. Batman hits things and they die. And just in case there was some gawdawefull improbability happening, Batman has 1000 other backup plans to kill what didnt die. Batman plays to win and uses all of his skill. Superman is a lazy bum, and couldnt think his way out of a paper bag.

Adam West>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pre crisis Superman after swallowing the sun.

Posted by: Teh Gymkata at May 19, 2004 1:06:08 PM

dude. batman!
I can't like a girl in blue tights. I mean a superman. batmans hot baby! and he has cool gadgets. plus clark kent is kinda a puss, bruce wayne can save me any day! woohoo!

Posted by: Jen at May 19, 2004 7:33:59 PM

i'm with jen. batman is mysterious, super sexy, and rich...just what every girl wants ; )

but superman can fly


Posted by: Kristen at May 21, 2004 3:10:05 PM

Bluntman and Chronic would own both their asses.


Posted by: DCD at May 27, 2004 12:24:38 PM

batman is a normal man what can he do to SM
nothing SM can just beat him with his finger

Posted by: t,j at May 30, 2004 7:12:20 PM

screw all you people who thinks superman is
supermans a little sissy and is just laiz around all day!
batman actually trains and works for what
he wants!
besides he looks cooler too!

Posted by: jayme at Feb 18, 2006 8:25:26 PM